Alright, yeah you are. What's up? Hey, everybody. Wait. Yeah. I tried not to cuss at the

start because someone told me if we cussed at the very start, I don't care. Fuck it.

You got like metrics on on when somebody said it. And then I don't know if it's true.

Cause it's sort of like I did my own research. Like I feel like it doesn't really mean anything.

Yeah. But I've done my own research. And some people say that if you say really

disgusting stuff at the start, then they can't monetize you. And then I did Ryan Sickler's

podcast, the honeydew, which is the sickest podcast ever. I love that dude. But he was like,

just so you know, I can't monetize you and Joey Diaz. You know, Joey Diaz, right?

I think so. Yeah. Very funny comedian. That's good friend of Joe Rogan's fat guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he tells those stories because he's from the streets.

Wait, you just you just mumbled words that are gonna knock and you just already blew it.

No, I know. I said fucking at the start. I know we're done. She'd really get a better

co-host. I'm sorry, dude. Trying to think he would be a better co-host. We get, you know,

we can wait. So we mute those words. Are we good? I don't think I think my face is oh,

you're just marked. I think I'm paying. I mean, they're like, oh, Jason Ellis on the algorithm

goes, no, algorithm hates my name. This is which is a bummer because I'm like, oh, that's my

career. And you're saying that the internet algorithm is no, you are not a lot of career.

And I'm like, you have a lot of careers internet. Can I have a little one? No, you keep saying

dicks and stuff. And I'm like, man, everyone's got one. I mean, even girls have small dicks.

Oh my god. Now, now we're off the right now. It's over. It could be scientific. If you didn't,

yeah, if you didn't, if you didn't already blow it, then you, that was it. You just blew it

right there because women have small pain. Oh my god. Stop. Okay. You just keep getting

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