Yeah, burn those graphics down one day.

Hey, howdy.

Welcome to the episode of Dude's Soup for the week of May 11, 2012.

My name is Lee Swilms. I'm the host this week. We do a rotating host here if you're

new to the show and I'm joined by Adam Kovic, a lesterious leader of Fun House. Adam, I feel

like a lot of our audience is either you and I are very close. We're very good friends.

A lot of our audience is like, I'm team Adam. I'm team Elise. Why do you think that is?

I mean, I mean, probably because you're a blood and I'm a crit and people just feel like they

got to pick sides. You know how it goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Are you a benefit or who's that other woman he's dating? Or Twilight.

Yeah. Exactly. Jacob Edward. I don't know these names, but people just feel like, you know, it's

tribal mentality. You got to pick side. Here's the thing. No matter what side you pick,

like the alien versus predator franchise, we win. I do think I forget who I forget what happens.

You and I give off like a lot of strength each of us and a lot of energy. And that might be

part of it too. Someone who my other compatriot on the show, I think this person is someone

that anyone would choose. You don't have to make a choice when it comes to this person.

It's John Smith. What up? Hey, John. How's it going, everyone? Could I offer you some

raspberries or blueberries? Wait. They are alternating colors. That's impressive.

They're all turning colors. How did I get them between all my fingers? For the audio listeners,

I've done a magic trick where I have berries between every single finger. How did I do it?

So before the show began, John told us that he would have an impressive trick of a human

feat. I believe he called it. And I guess it was sticking the berries between his fingers.

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