Tom Segura

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.1	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.6	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.8	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:18.8	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:20.9	I'm just allergic to insanity now to the bite.
0:25.9	Tons of tarantulas.
0:27.6	I hate it.
0:28.6	And they're like, do this.
0:29.8	Get fucked.
0:30.6	And they go, it's mating season.
0:32.0	And the thing is going like, one, one, one, whatever, two minutes, I got what is he sprinting
0:36.4	towards someone to have sex with?
0:37.6	Because, see, talk about the slow plays.
0:39.9	Like, no, they really walk weird there, but they're slow, but they're in their house
0:45.0	up there all the time.
0:46.0	They go like this too.
0:47.0	Creeping around.
0:48.0	They're fine.
0:49.0	That's it.
0:50.0	Yeah, I'm an Arizona.
0:51.0	They're not, they go, those don't bite, I don't think.
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