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Welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your host, Rob Schueter, and it is Monday, which means our dear friend, Garrett Vogel joins us. Hey, Garrett, are you there?

We are back together again, Rob Schueter, like we never left. Hello, everyone. I like it. I like it. I've known you a long time, my friend. You make me happy, Garrett. You've got that

really sweet personality that is always fun to hang out with.

Some call it the boy next door. Yes, that's what it is. Don't take this as an insult.

Ryan Seacrest said this and it made total sense to me. They asked Ryan what flavor I scream he would be

and he said vanilla because I get along with every other flavor. Like you can put anything with

vanilla if I'm chocolate or strawberry or banana. If I put that, a scoop of that with a scoop of vanilla,

it always works. See, it's the way you deliver the word vanilla, you know, so if you're like, oh, you know, you're vanilla in a sense of like, I enjoy vanilla, but then there's others that are like, you're vanilla. So it's all how you deliver it, you know. But more importantly, I think you and I need to start practicing for the 2028 Olympics. You and I should find, I think maybe some synchronized

choreographed dancing in the pool, something along the lines where you and I can meddle and

be proud of it. Well, actually, you wouldn't be able to compete. We would be competing for Britain.

Yeah, although I'm an American now. I'm an American citizen, so I think I can.

Garrett, our worry here is not the countries we were born. It's the fact we can't do anything in the Olympics. Like, that's a much bigger problem to me than the country. What, have you seen, did you see the break dancer from Australia? We'll get into that. We've got a lot of Olympic stories today. Let's jump into the show. What time is it, my friends? It is tea time. Big story at the top of the show. Tom Cruise stole the show, closing the Paris Olympics with a daring stunt. So Tom, who's pretty much redefined what it is to be an action hero, movie star the big screen made a grand appearance at the Paris Olympics. I don't know if you saw it, but it closed on Sunday night. It

was magnificent. Two magnificent weeks. The ratings are through the roof. They're up like

60, 70% over Tokyo. They are monster ratings. So everybody is really, really excited about Paris,

but in true Tom Cruise fashion, the Hollywood icon, he jumped off the roof of the stadium,

and he glided down onto the field where he took the flag and then in a pre-taped piece, he flew it to LA where the games

are going to be in 2028. I loved it. I liked the motorcycle when he was driving out of the stadium.

I liked the plane. I liked him landing at the Hollywood sign. I thought it was really clever. It reminded me a little bit of the British Olympics when the Queen, it wasn't really her. It was a stunt double, but the Queen jumped out of a helicopter with James Bond. That's the difference, though. That actually was Tom Cruise. Tom doesn't, Tom's stunt double, like, makes a lot of money for probably doing little to no work. You know what I mean? Like, the man does it himself. And he says, you know, getting to see him maybe about a year ago for when Mission Impossible came out, he goes, it's more believable if I do it. Like, you can have someone do it who is very talented and can make things look good, but

if it's not me, it doesn't feel authentic to me. So that's why he does all that stuff. That was

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