It's a real pleasure to meet you, man, and thank you and Ash for having me, Umbra.

Oh, thank you so much for being on this.

That was a pleasure.

And you want to just tell the viewers a little bit about yourself,

how you got into Scientology.

And well, we'll get to what you do now later on.

Yeah, how you got into it.

Was it a family thing?

It was my friend.

I'll try to keep this succinct and brief.

So my dad went down to work one day when I was around nine or 10 years old.

And he happened to look in the newspaper.

And in the bottom right hand corner, it said,

Dianetics, learn how to communicate better.

And for the audience, Dianetics is obviously the precursor to Scientology, right?

So my dad went down to the local mission.

And he came back later that night with what I describe as a thousand yard stare.

He was hypnotized, basically, Sean.

And he came back speaking differently, acting differently.

And he told my mother that he needs to borrow a large sum of money from his brother

in order to do Scientology.

And this went on for a couple of months and where my parents were arguing

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