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Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody.

There's something about, I don't know why I came up with a theme song that, you know, this is obviously a great club. They got a great sound. They know what they're doing. But the theme song, the way it just starts like, dog hates, like it just starts. Like there's no, there's just a

just being like a few notes before the word start because there's always like a volume adjust like when you listen to the podcast, we fix it or whatever, but the live audience always gets.

Sticky rabbit, like it just suddenly gets louder like several words into it's like, it's candy wrappers.

I don't even know the words to it.

My name is Doug and I love movies. I always feel guilty making people wait for that part. But on the other hand, there's kind of a sickness that makes me want to talk forever before finally giving everybody their cue.

It's been way too long since I've been here June of last year, if my memory serves properly correctly. The improv. It was you didn't DC.

First of all, I got to thank you guys for selling out this place instead of like you all had tickets to the correspondence dinner tonight. But you were like, fuck that noise.

The true politics are going to be happening in a basement on Connecticut. Is that what's treat this is so happy I might have gotten that right.

It's Saturday, April 30th, 2016. Let me see your name tags you guys. I know. I know there's lots of them. I saw a bunch of them on Twitter today and it's pretty impressive. Oh my god.

They were like slow to rise up. But man. Oh my god. There's so many avatar. What? Avatar. Avatar. And then you just put my face is so big on that one. Jordan in real life with Doug Benson and Jordan's faces on the pancakes in New York City. It was my face on the pancakes. I do not like that. Catch me if you Dan. Why? Oh, I get it.

It's Leonardo DiCaprio and then instead of Tom Hanks, it's a bear. I know right. Totally should be picked. Where's the one? Where's the one I saw on the internet today that has Edward Herman on it? It's like a Beverly Hillbilly thing. Where is it?

They wanted printed a kid. They wouldn't print it a kid goes. The movie was richy rich. Yeah, it was a bunch of people in a car. And I got where you're going for it. Like Werner Herzog and Sam Levine and Mark Walberg. But then fucking why was Edward Herman? Why did you photoshop a dead guy from Gilmore Girls and Lost Boys? He was really in the movie.

He wasn't on the poster and he should have been. So you corrected a wrong for the late great Edward Herman. Well fucking kinkos man. Fuck them. Yeah, I wish I could do an anti-ad for kinkos. Like could everybody here just not use kinkos?

Alright, let's do that. It's easy for me to boycott them because I never have to print up a name tag. But you guys can put them down now. Sorry about that. But arms are getting tired. But my arms are getting tired watching you hold them up.

But yeah, kinkos, they could suck it. They got this weird, we can't reproduce copyrighted materials thing. Which is just like what one of these stupid movies that you guys make a poster for is going to be like, excuse me, but that might seriously cut into our revenue. It's richy rich after all.

Jerks. But also the person that works there that says they can't do it's just doing their job. But that's one of those things. So that's one of those like a, you know, where they could look the other way probably.

And no one would care. You know what happens to the name tags mostly after these shows? I see them like just discarded.

Like people when they don't get chosen, they just sadly throw it on the ground. Or at the end of this show, I always place them on the stage for the, you know, the people who could come back and get their name tag if they want to keep it for whatever reason. And more often than they just leave just like, what am I going to need that for again?

My dream is dead. Doug's plugs. Next Saturday, that'll be May 7th. I'm doing stand up at 420 at Zane's in Rosemont, Illinois, Oh, here adjacent. And also I think I thought they were sold out, but there might be, they might have released some seats for the May the 4th be with you episode of Douglas movies also at Rosemont.

Which you know was where I would always talk about Toby keys. I love this bar and grill. But now it's called Toby keys. We got, we didn't do things legally and now we're not a thing.

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