Tom Barnard Show: Hour 1 - Kristyn Burtt's entertainment report
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Tom, Brittany and Rudy kick off Wednesday by talking about Brittany's morning routine and how she is always annoying Tom!
In the first hour, Kristyn Burtt talks about certain news outlets only giving positive news and how hard they are to find. Next, the group talk about 3/4 life crisises!
In hour #2, KSTP's Chris Egert continues his beef with Brittany and talks about the best country music songs from the 90's!
In hour #3, Fabiana Udenio from the new series FUBAR starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Skor North's Judd Zulgad joins us to chat about how bad the Twins are (again) and Tevin Pittman joins us in studio. Before we leave, Brad Blanks chimes in with audio from the Robert DeNiro new Film About my Father.
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| 0:00.0 | Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original |
| 0:05.2 | from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth |
| 0:10.2 | Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale, |
| 0:15.5 | set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie, |
| 0:22.1 | a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing |
| 0:26.5 | together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the |
| 0:31.7 | impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong |
| 0:38.2 | and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in, |
| 0:41.3 | Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated |
| 0:44.0 | than she ever planned. |
| 0:45.8 | She's in over her head and head over heels. |
| 0:48.5 | Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible. |
| 0:51.2 | Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer. |
| 0:53.9 | This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. Why do I have to start every day listening to Amy Daniels? Just puts me in a bad mood. It puts me in a good mood. What does it? Well, that's true. You're kind of a suck-up, so that's definitely a suck-up. I mean, there's no question about it. There's no going to get, no getting around it, but. You said something mean to me. I did, when did I say, I mean you? Two seconds ago, yeah, I know you don't want to be here, and I know you want to sleep in. Honestly, God, don't you get that, that's her body language, Rudy? I don't get that. Don't get me wrong. I think she wants to sleep in. I've been slept in like two years. Yeah, baby. That's down, Tommy. I feel like you want to be here. You just wish that it was a little bit later than the time that we started. Wish it was an afternoon show, Rudy. No! I want a morning show in the afternoon. I hate you guys. I believe those were your exact words. I want to do a morning show in the afternoon. No. Oh, Noah! I just like... Noah, Tomah. Sit and chat and whatever, and then I hear, you don't want to be here. |
| 2:02.6 | Well, you're a disaster. But a computer I can't plug in? What do you mean? Kabuk-Buck. What do you mean by that? You are a complete and utter disaster. But I must tell you something. There's a balance in the universe. Okay, fine. What's counterbalancing my a wholeness? |
| 1:59.8 | Rudy and I are trying to get rid of you. |
| 2:01.6 | So to balance that out. balance in the universe. Okay, fine. What's, what's counterbalancing my a-wholeness? |
| 2:18.0 | Rudy and I are trying to get rid of you. Yep. So to balance that out, I was talking to Doug Spenthal last night. Doug, he's got a new job, and I'm very, you know, Doug's a very good friend of mine. We, over the years, I've known it for many, 14, 15 years, something like that. Yeah. but he's got a new job and all the rest of it. |
| 2:16.8 | And Rudy, just turn your headphones off because you shouldn't have to even listen to this. I have to listen to it. Oh, Brittany's so wonderful on that show of yours, Tom. Oh, God. That's what Doug said? Yes. Thanks, Doug. I know that. I mean, it attacked. I'm keeping mind, you guys. Mercilessly. I'm just left and right, shots fired, dodging left, dodging right. And here we... Are you dodging? Barely. You're barely dodging? I can't keep a computer plugged in to save my life. I know, we'll get it figured out. I promise we'll get it all figured out. You know, the show's doing really well, though, I will tell you that. And I like being here. I just am a little subdued in the morning. I love being in there. I was like singing this morning and you were annoyed with me |
| 3:25.3 | Because I was trying to read a live commercial |
| 3:27.2 | For like a half second |
| 3:28.6 | Before you even started |
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