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The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. Seven o'clock right on the nose, ladies and gentlemen. Looks like it's gonna be a pretty nice day. Warm and human, well, maybe a thunderstorm possible. But they always say that. But I think that's not until like nine or ten o'clock tonight. You were so funny yesterday. You came in and you looked at the weather and you said, there's supposed to be rain, but it's only for about 10 minutes, so screw that shit. Well, that's what it was. It was like 10 minutes yesterday, wasn't it? Did it ever come? Did it ever happen? Yesterday, I don't feel like it ever rained.

I was outside almost all day yesterday and didn't get a drop on me. I know. I don't know why they keep saying it's going to rain when it's not going to rain. The lion bastards. I blame KB3, Ken Barlow. Go for him. I blame you, Barlow. We're coming after you, Ken. Coming after you, man. I made it rain at the King of Diamond, but other than that...

No, no, you, Ken. Coming after you, man. I made it rain at the King of Diamonds, but other than that.

At noon on a Wednesday. I've been there noon on a Wednesday, okay? Don't judge. I believe it. Is King of Diamond's even open anymore? Oh, they know me there. I am the normal King of Diamonds. On Highway 10? It's the one down on Invergrove Heights. Oh, oh, yeah. I was thinking about the one on Highway 10 because that didn't look like it was open the last

time I drove by.

I'll tell you that. I'm trying to think of the one on Highway 10 you're thinking about. It used to be called the King of Diamonds. King of Diamond. Okay. I'll be danged. I don't know. But I think it's been closed for years.

Sure, sure.

I'm thinking.

I don't know.

I'm not a big titty bar guy.

I don't get, I got, you know, you want to go to titty bars.

That's your business or whatever.

I'm not. I don't know. I'm not a big titty bar guy.

I don't get, I got, you know, you want to go to titty bars at your business or whatever.

I got, I'm not judging anybody. It's just not for me. Yeah. I remember I was, I wanted a trip with some friends. So, anyway, oh, I had to cough there. Yeah, it wasn't, nothing came out. But the boys wanted to go to the titty bar up there in northern Wisconsin.

And I'm sitting there.

And I was like, oh, a naked woman, good.

So I get to... came out. But the boys wanted to go to the titty bar up there in northern Wisconsin. And I'm sitting there.

And I was like, oh, a naked woman, good. So I get to do nothing and I don't want to do anything.

So why am I here? I still never understood that part. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, this person puts their hand on my shoulder.

Sure you love that. And I look up in this fully naked woman is touching my shoulder, and I didn't mean to do this. But I'm very, I am touchy about being touched by people I don't know. Especially surprised touched. You're not somebody actually like, yeah, right, right. Right. She surprised touched me. Because I like, I hug you all the time and you're not like, bleh. Oh, I do it all the time behind your back.

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