Tom Barnard Podcast - We need more optimism and stupid comedy

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

- SKOR North's Phil Mackey plays the role of "Optimistic Phil" in finding the good in the Twins' Spring Training to salvage the team in Tom's eyes, talks about old jobs that don't exist anymore, and asks about any punishments Tom received in Catholic school.

- KSTP's Chris Egert shares some of the top news stories from the day and chats about his time in D.C. around the White House.

- Bob Sansevere talks about the Gophers men's basketball team missing out on the NCAA tournament and getting a bid into the NIT, the Twins won some games...or did they? Plus more news and notes on Vikings as the NFL Draft is now just about a month away.

- Kristyn Burtt talks about the new series "Apple Never Falls", how production has still been impacted by the writers' strike, and how movie theaters have those big event films but are missing the dumb comedy films like the new film Ricky Stanicky that go straight to streaming. Plus shares some of the top headlines of the day from the entertainment world.

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0:00.0	This is the Tom Bernard podcast. Listen live, weekday mornings, 8 to 9.30, or anytime you like,
0:06.9	as a podcast on the Tom Bernard app at Tom Bernardshare.com or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:13.8	Don't tell me how to do it. That's all I have to say, ladies gentlemen, a hell of a, hell of a weekend.
0:20.6	Is anybody still alive in America?
0:22.5	I watch the news, and it seemed that there are people just shooting the piss out of each other in every city in America.
0:27.1	I don't have any bullet holes.
0:28.1	I just checked, so I'm good.
0:30.3	Kevin, are you good?
0:30.9	Yeah, I managed to dodge the war zone that is the U.S. nowadays.
0:36.3	It's all true. All right, I'm gonna get this out of the way
0:38.7	because somebody posted it on my Facebook page anyway,
0:42.2	so I'm gonna get this out of the way.
0:45.3	Where we live, everybody has a dog.
0:48.8	And I mean everybody within about a mile radius
0:52.7	as a dog.
0:53.9	And they're all very, there's one dog that's kind of a prick, but other than that,
0:56.7	it's pretty good.
0:58.3	Well, that's true.
0:59.8	It's one of those big old St. Bernard's.
1:02.1	What a shock that a St. Bernard would be a prick, huh?
1:04.4	But anyway, so I'm walking along, and this couple has a very, very cute little dog. I don't know what dog is what.
1:13.1	My wife knows all the breeds and all that bullshit.
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