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You know, one thing I have to thank my mother for, and I'll open up by thanking my mother for this.

Mm-hmm.

Because of her voice, because I sound just like

her talking right now.

Every time I don't get any sleep, this is what I sound like.

So I couldn't even lie about not getting any sleep because my voice changes completely

when I don't get.

My God, that thunder was loud last night yeah it was a pretty

crazy storm I know tevin that you said before Tom got here you were telling me about how you had like a

flash flood in a matter of seconds oh god yeah like I woke up and I look outside normally you can see

you know the other tall skyscraper buildings it couldn't see see anything. And I have a hanging chair on my patio

that's just banging against the way you go.

So I'm like, okay, let me go outside quick

and we'll take it down.

And as I get ready to open the door,

kind of the stand that it's on,

it kind of leans over and falls.

So it's literally right outside the door.

Just have to quick open,

unclip a few things. I'm going to drag the chair in so it doesn't keep banging around. And in the two seconds that I opened the door,

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