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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Toilet Turkey - Solo Ep

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

The Comedy Store Podcast Network

Stand-up, Entertainment News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.22.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Justin leads us into the holiday season with a merry solo episode! Along with his producer Lee; he recaps his Thanksgiving, gives his full review of Wicked, the movie Here (which is actually the one that made him ugly cry), and Netflix’s holiday offerings. Topics in the news include Wednesday’s questionable float, an absolutely TERRIBLE turkey recipe, and a look at Black Fridays past. In celebrity news we talk about Britney’s birthday divorce, Kristen Cavalari’s DMs and regrettable beauty treatments.  Thanks you for being here! Please like and subscribe where you get this podcast.  If you’re looking for Lee he’s at https://www.instagram.com/_leenason Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:57.4

welcome to this week's episode of the just say and podcast i'm your host justin martindale and i cannot

1:01.6

believe that the holidays are already here um everyone's kind of out of town still and uh you know land is is in New York. We had a last minute cancellation.

1:14.2

Becky Robinson was going to be here. She's got strep throat. So we hope she gets better.

1:18.7

So we're just going to do a one-on-one with producer Lee. He is here. We're going to just have a

1:24.7

fun episode this week. Lee, did you have a great Thanksgiving? I did. It was,

1:29.4

I think from an outside perspective, a little sad, but... Oh, God, right off the bat. Why was it sad?

1:35.3

I had a solo Thanksgiving. You had a solo? I had a solo Thanksgiving. I went to Cantors. I got their

1:41.5

holiday meal, and then I fed half of it to my cats.

1:45.6

Why is that sad?

1:47.2

I don't know.

1:48.1

Because you're supposed to be with friends or family.

1:50.3

Come on.

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