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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast listeners, Dana here. |
| 0:01.9 | Kind of let you guys in a little secret, you know, just between us. |
| 0:04.5 | We like all of you much, much more than the folks that listen live. |
| 0:08.0 | But no matter how, when, or where you check out the Ham's podcast, we got to give thanks to our friends at Standard Heating for making it all possible. |
| 0:14.6 | It's been a pretty tame winter so far, but we know well enough that we're not out of the woods yet. So hit up standard heating.com to get them out to your house to make sure your furnace is tuned up to do all the furnacy types of things it's supposed to do. |
| 0:25.5 | I'm still learning the lingo. |
| 0:26.8 | Make that appointment today. |
| 0:28.2 | Become a smart club member like me. |
| 0:30.0 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:31.5 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:32.2 | The 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 0:35.9 | 903. Air. |
| 0:38.3 | Huxetani Phil, the seer of Sears, |
| 0:41.3 | was awakened from his wintry nap at dawn on Gobbler's knob. |
| 0:46.3 | Phil looked to the skies and then, speaking in groundhog gize, |
| 0:50.3 | there's a shadow up here. |
| 0:52.3 | Get ready for six more weeks of winter this year. |
| 1:01.0 | What, today's groundhog day are ready? Yesterday. I had absolutely no idea. |
| 1:07.0 | You don't find out from the local rodent what's going to happen in the wintertime? |
| 1:12.8 | I got to be honest with you. |
| 1:14.1 | I've never liked a bit. |
| 1:15.7 | I thought it was pretty... |
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