Toes, Trash, and the Trouble with New Yorkers
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to another completely normal (not even a little normal) episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite comedy podcast where logic is optional and chaos is guaranteed.
We kick things off with a little civic pride… or maybe civic defensiveness. A New York Mets broadcast crew decided to take a swing at downtown St. Louis, calling it empty and lifeless — and naturally, we had thoughts. Are they wrong? Maybe. Are we going to admit that? Absolutely not. What follows is a full breakdown of STL vs NYC, including trash levels, vibes, and why we’d still pick home every time (even if it smells like… something).
From there, we spiral into classic show territory. We talk alley dumpsters — the good, the bad, and the “why is there a couch in here?” — plus a new push to get rid of them entirely. Then it’s on to Overland’s brand-new 24/7 dispensary, which replaced a beloved Indian restaurant (RIP), and somehow turns into a deep dive into how weird it is to buy weed legally.
Then things get… spacey. NASA launches a major mission, but immediately runs into a problem: the toilet doesn’t work. Yes, humanity is reaching for the stars and still can’t figure out plumbing. That naturally leads to one of the greatest moments ever caught on camera — a kid dropping an F-bomb on CNN — and then into a full-blown alien conspiracy theory that honestly… kind of makes sense?
We also hit Easter nostalgia (including elite basket gifts), artificial sunlight from space (because sure, why not), and a recall on chocolate that may or may not accidentally turn you into a medical emergency.
If you’re here for a comedy podcast that covers everything from city pride to space disasters to deeply questionable chocolate decisions, congratulations — you found your people.
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| 0:19.3 | Hey, good morning. Everybody, Zood. Hey, good morning, everybody. |
| 0:23.6 | It is Friday. |
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| 0:36.6 | I can't hear it because I don't know. You sound great. you. I can't hear it because I don't have headphones. |
| 0:37.8 | You sound great. |
| 0:39.4 | I can't hear it. |
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