I cut up at 5.O.A. We'll drink a toast with a show of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick checking with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. A new study found that rent in Seattle has risen dramatically in the last five years. You don't say. Yeah. It's averaging, I was looking at the numbers, it's averaging about $100 a year. Damn.

Yeah.

That's just crazy.

I mean, it's already expensive, man.

What was it like?

A one bedroom has gone up by at the numbers, it's averaging about $100 a year. Damn. Yeah. That's just crazy.

I mean, it's already expensive, man. What was it like a one bedroom has gone up by $450 in the last five years? A two bedroom has gone up by about $500 a month in the last five years. It's just crazy. You know, I think about like when I moved out of my parents' house, you know, it's been $125 a month and shared a house with four other guys.

Right.

I just, I don't know how you. That's not the reason why I ended up as far south as I did. It's just because you have to go that far just to find a halfway decent place to live.

Right, for the money.

Exactly.

And now I have to drive up and spend all the extra money parking in downtown Seattle.

Yeah, right.

Fantastic.

Luckily, there's buses.

A virus that most of us pick up in childhood with mild symptoms has been linked to bladder cancer later on in life. Wait, what's the virus? I forget what the name of the virus was, but it's, you know, as a kid, you pick up all these different viruses. You know, it's just something that you fight off, and you get mild symptoms. You might, you get a fever or something like that. Like, 94% of us carry this virus within us at this very moment.

Oh, cool.

But where it's sitting is, like, actually causing bladder cancer just because of if it reactivates sort of a thing, it then creates the cancerous cells.

Okay, don't reactivate.

So, go and get yourself scanned. That's what you need to do. Get yourself checked.

Apparently, Putin's scientists have mobilized a squadron of remote-controlled pigeons outfitted with brain implant devices.

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