Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Hump Day. You made it to the middle of the week. Congratulations. Celebrate by humping someone you love. Jackie, get over here. Might I suggest Bryce and Nicest? That's always a good suggestion. I'm never going to turn down an opportunity to hump rice or dice. No, no, no. Happy hump day. Can't believe it's only Wednesday yet here we are. No, it's better. You know what it is? It's better than Tuesday. And it's definitely better than Monday. 100%. Now, starting now, we'll be cruising down through the end of the week. It's like downhill, you know? Yeah. The week is a hill. It's an incline. And Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is the journey up. Wednesday on down. Yeah. And you know what's cool about Wednesdays, even though obviously it's not ideal. It's not the best day of the week. You're allowed to start having hope. And that can really fuel you through a long work day. Yeah. And everybody hates Wednesdays, you know,

so it's not like we're complaining. Do people hate Wednesdays? Yeah, because it's like the hump

day. I don't hate Wednesdays at all. Like I'm like, oh my God, okay, now it's like we can start

looking forward to the weekend. Like on Monday and Tuesday, the weekend is so far out of my mind.

No, Tuesday is really a nice day. A nice day. I think Tuesday's worse. Tuesday never hurt anybody.

I disagree. Monday, of course, is extremely nefarious. Problematic. Monday needs to be canceled.

And I know a lot of people give flack on Monday, but I think a lot of that energy should be reserved for Tuesday. Tuesday is arguably worse.

We've already been through a whole Monday and you feel like you deserve for it to be like Thursday, but that it's just Tuesday. No, but Tuesday you've been eased into the week. It's not as stark as the Monday. You know, whatever you had waiting for you on Monday you accomplished. And Tuesday, you can look anew and on Tuesday, you're ready for the week. No, no, I totally disagree. But then on Wednesday, you're like, it's still the week?

No, on Wednesday, I'm like, there is a glimmer of hope. Like, I can see this tiniest bit of light out of this tunnel. On Tuesday, I'm still very much in the tunnel. You know what I mean? Okay, fine. And then Thursday's just gorgeous. Friday is spectacular. You know what? I'm I have another hot take.

Oh, you can't be negative, all negative all the time.

Bitch, I wasn't, you let me say what I was going to say.

I think Thursdays are incredible. The truckers for Thursday are here. I think Thursdays are incredible. And like, I kind of feel like sometimes Friday is like a little bit of a letdown. Like it's kind of anticlimactic. No, it's like, I like Thursday because we're so close to the weekend we have it to look forward to. And then Friday, it's almost like it's already here and you need to start appreciating it. Like, I don't like when something is here. I like when it's almost here. The buildup. Yeah. I mean, I have like an adoration for Fridays, obviously because I'm human, but also because like growing up on Fridays

in school, we would always get out super early because it was Shabbat and we went to a Jewish school. We used to get out at 5 p.m. Yeah, on regular days. Fridays we got out at like three. No, and like the nice time of the year, like 12.30, 1.30. When it would get dark really early. So some of my fondest memories are like just being done with the week and having like a nice window to nap before Shabbat dinner and like just the weekend could come. And that's like for so long been my attachment to Fridays. But I don't really have that experience with Fridays anymore. No. So I kind of have been loving Thursdays. Okay. Do your thing. Thursdays are the new Friday, especially if you are your own businesswoman and you can cancel work on Friday.

And it's summer Fridays.

And we also can't ever.

Like we never cancel a show that wasn't planned to be canceled unless we have the no-no virus. Ooh. Don't bring about it. Like we talk such a big game like, yeah, we work when we want to and we don't, when we don't. We are a slave to the schedule. Yeah, we try and keep it really tight.

And like I know it seems like maybe we take off a lot of time, but we try our hardest.

It's always has to be like planned in advance, ask for PTO, like, unless it's the no-no virus. That's really the only time we ever abruptly canceled a show. And honestly, I really don't want to go down that road talking about the no-no virus because over the No, no. Over the weekend, me and Ben were with you and a couple of your friends and we were telling them about the no-no virus because Ben had caught the no-no virus because over the weekend no no no over the weekend me and Ben were with you and a couple

of your friends and we were telling them about the no-no virus because Ben had caught the no-no

virus at your friend Rebecca's birthday party um and so we gave him like the whole rundown and

honestly I feel fatigued and traumatized from that conversation and I can't talk about it no I don't

I have no desire you're free from desire free from desire it's Wednesday, which means we're going to be hilarious, obviously. It also means we have dear toasters, our advice segment, so that'll be at the end of the show. And we've got a couple stories to tell you about some legal news, some more Disney news. Claudia picked four out of the five, and you guys can guess which ones are which. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be fun. Totally. Also, since it's Wednesday, I'm being reminded of two things. One, last week when we were doing Dear Toasters, I don't know if I was just like forklempt or overwhelmed, but we had three submissions and I only read two of them. That's really funny. I have no idea why. And then yesterday's episode, you called me and you were like, wait, did you realize that when we were talking about the saint and Pete Davidson story, we went off on a tangent and literally never recap the story. We never even discussed what they did, who they were, what you need to know. We just saw the word cheesecake factory and we went down the rabbit hole.

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