To Die For (2022) (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.
A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem.
Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the avenue for our main character to reel off Gran Torino style racial slurs at a flag-hating libtard, but this Native American Democrat will eventually come to respect the "crazy old white man's" fight against the modern world.
Quint also faces: a daughter filing a restraining order against him on behalf of the high school, the same local quarterback threatening to kill his dog, and a young female cop who orders a vanilla latte. Will sanity prevail? Will the American flag truly be... To Die For?
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| 0:00.0 | so he goes back outside just in time to get mad at the at the newspaper delivery boy just |
| 0:10.8 | another kid he hates because the newspaper wound up behind the flower pots that are right |
| 0:18.2 | next to his front door instead of literally on his welcome mat. |
| 0:22.2 | And so he says something like, if you can't pitch, get a better job. And I'm just doing Clint Eastwood now, |
| 0:27.6 | but that's not how he delivers it. He's, the thing is, is like, he's going through this movie |
| 0:34.2 | doing like a roguish, boyishassy charm you know he's a handsome guy |
| 0:41.6 | he's got like an easy smile and so he thinks he's being like roguishly charming right and he is |
| 0:49.7 | like more charming than like Clint Eastwood was in Grand Torino. |
| 0:55.3 | Clint Eastwood and Grand Tarino was just a gravelly mean son of a bitch who like never |
| 1:00.1 | literally never smiled throughout the whole movie. |
| 1:03.4 | John is doing something totally different where he's trying to be like a like a good old |
| 1:09.1 | boy just set in his ways and like he's kind of rough |
| 1:11.8 | around the edges or whatever, but he tells it like it is. He has like fights all the time with |
| 1:17.3 | his friends, I guess. All the time. Yeah. But they never like come to blows really. But what he's |
| 1:23.4 | actually doing is way more insane than what Clint Eastwood ever did in Grand |
| 1:28.7 | Tarino absolutely so he's trying to be more likable than Clint Eastwood and |
| 1:33.8 | Grand Tarino but he's doing crazier things like shooting actually shooting kids |
| 1:38.1 | unarmed kids in this movie yeah also mind you he didn't just he didn't just put the flagpole back there he also has like a speaker |
| 1:48.4 | system back there right and that's one of my favorite aspects of this because like yeah he he is |
| 1:53.5 | he is a pest he's a deliberate test he's he is like trying to trigger people and then acting like, |
| 2:03.2 | why does somebody, everybody always gets so offended so easily. Jesus Christ. And it's like, |
| 2:07.3 | you're trying to offend him because he looks at the paper. The paper is called, by the way, |
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