TMS 2570: Holiday Nog

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Blue Crotch! Brought to you by Vicks. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen ex-wife. moisten your reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant. Oopma Loompas... Why'd it have to be Oopma Loompas? Parental Discretion Face. Timothy Shalladunaway. Beaver Ruin. Crotchaseptic. Hat-a-dashery. Sorry for the Maggots. Buy Milk & Have Fun Doing It. Prison sentences now 20% off! Crime doesn't pay when it's on Sale. Series S Socks With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:51.0	up on TMS blue crotch brought to you by Vix. So long, farewell,
0:56.5	A fleeter's ex-wife. Moisson your Reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant.
1:01.7	Oumpa-Lumpas, why did it have to be Oumpa, lumpas.
1:02.8	Why did it have to be Umpa lumpas?
1:04.8	Parental discretion face.
1:06.6	Timothy shallow Dunaway.
1:08.2	Beaver ruin.
1:09.2	Crotisepic.
1:11.0	Had a dashery.
1:12.2	Sorry for the maggots. Buy milk and have fun doing it.
1:15.2	Prison sentences are now 20% off. Crime doesn't pay when it's on sale.
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