TMS 2541: Southern Lag

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls, it's family friendly! Dunaway Knows Some Cows. Show Me Hello Kitty's Birth Certificate. Open Eyes, Open Hearts, Open Lose. Doll-Based Horror. THEN YOU CAN EAT JELLY. Better Than Eating A Baby. Shit for Free ain't the issue. Konami code for luck. Fingering nerdy pies with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash
0:04.0	TMS like Texas dews Cody Robinson and Konti coming up on TMS as gay as the day is long
0:11.2	Helen Keller is blind.
0:13.0	We can't see her.
0:14.0	Rhe-Al Housewives of Salt Lake.
0:16.0	She'd be from a thing.
0:18.0	Salt-lic city.
0:20.0	Guys kicking balls, it's family-friendly.
0:22.0	Dunaway knows some cows. Show me
0:23.9	Hello Kitty's birth certificate. Open eyes, open hearts, open lose.
0:28.0	Doll-based horror. Then you can eat jelly! Better than needing a baby!
0:33.0	Shit for free, ain't the issue.
0:34.6	Canami Code for Luck.
0:35.8	Fingering nerdy pies with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:41.8	All over America, a quiet revolution has been taking place.
0:47.0	More and more, both parents are working and raising families.
0:52.0	Life seems to be moving faster than ever.
0:55.0	And Americans have rediscovered
0:58.0	a redefining what's really important in their lives.
1:01.0	They want quality.
1:03.4	Ooh!
1:04.4	Ooh!
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