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The Morning Stream

TMS 2538: The Havening

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The Number Before 12? Beware Crab Boiled Corn on the Cob. They call it an Isle Royal with Cheese. I want to buy the fake TVs. Scamp Chauvanist Pig. If I play Mario, I am cheating on Zelda. Mineral balanced breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, quick note, we don't have a show on Tuesday and we forgot to tell everyone

0:04.0

in this episode.

0:05.0

So just so you know, ahead of this episode, which was a very fine episode, just go ahead

0:08.0

and listen, we didn't mention the Tuesday, neither of us are here, but we're back Wednesday.

0:14.0

Okay, so no show tomorrow.

0:15.0

Just so you know, so at the end of the show and I say see you all tomorrow, I was full of

0:19.0

crap.

0:20.0

All right, enjoy the show.

0:21.0

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS,

0:26.0

like Michael Simmons, primitive B and Ray Fini, coming up on TMS, reduced libido eulogy,

0:33.0

pork-ish, funeral potatos.

0:36.0

That's a typo.

0:37.0

What's a flock of?

0:38.0

Crumplage in the bumperage.

0:40.0

Own sacks.

0:41.0

Cold hands down the pants.

0:43.0

What's the number before 12?

0:45.0

To be wear crab-boiled corn on the cob.

0:47.0

You.

0:48.0

They call it an aisle royale with cheese.

0:50.0

W.

0:51.0

I want to buy the fake TVs.

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