TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt. R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells Funktastic. Crappy Jewelry. If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice. Organ Transitions. Depressing Buttons. What happens on TV at 2 AM nowadays? A bird murdermuration. The Chuddening! A Little Stymie. That time of the month with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ah, pockets. Amazing, aren't they? I wonder what's in your pocket right now.
0:04.4	Oh, bit of tissue. Yes. Picture of the family.
0:07.3	Ah, how about a lottery ticket with six magic numbers?
0:11.2	No, don't worry. It's still time.
0:13.6	This Saturday, it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery.
0:17.2	Play now. Rules of procedures apply. There must be 18 over.
0:22.2	This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp Therapy Online.
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0:34.0	TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like David Mills,
0:39.9	David Nelson, and David Olivera. A lot of David's. Jeez. Three David's coming up on TMS.
0:45.8	Misty and the hand shandy. Crossing the celebrity sex worker's stream.
0:50.3	Declare your poop. One nine hundred annoying puppets. Party all that time.
0:55.1	And something in your butt. R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells.
0:59.1	Fantastic. Crappy jewelry.
1:00.8	If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice.
1:04.0	Organ transitions. Depressing buttons.
1:07.0	What happens on TV at 2 a.m. nowadays?
1:09.8	A bird murder moration.
1:11.7	The chudding. A little stymie.
1:14.2	That time of the month with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1:18.8	Yeah. Let's do a, uh, then I'm going to hit play on this thing.
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