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The Morning Stream

TMS 2519: Gopherfest

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The Yachtest of Rock. The Space we do in the Shadows. Major Spoilers with Mr. Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

TMS is brought to you daily by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like Dave Spangler, Chris Schultz, and Craig Carlson

0:07.7

Coming up on TMS neuters with wolves a virtual eyes in theater three poking the bra. Oh French guy grump

0:15.3

See you in the double stuff villain, baby. Ellie fart nuggets

0:19.2

What ruins the theater experience other people it watches the chubby kitten fall over or it gets the hose again

0:26.0

Hammering shit while getting shit hammered the professor shit. That's a lot of shit. That's a lot

0:32.0

Righty-fighty lefty snappy Nicole Kidman is three-fourths machine now the yachtist of rock the space we do in the shadows

0:39.2

Major spoilers with mr. Schleiker and more on this episode of the morning stream

0:44.3

We don't say I don't care we say

0:48.5

This is shit irrelevant for me. Does this mere shy cigar and I think it's beautiful

0:55.7

Don't push me too far Barbara

1:07.2

The morning stream they wouldn't give us any more fish

1:16.4

Good morning. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for monday September 11th 2023. I'm Scott Johnson

1:21.7

That's Brian Ibit. Hi Brian Ibit. Mm-hmm. Hello Scott. Hi and welcome to a brand new week. Yeah

1:28.8

Yeah, nothing funner with a solemn. Yeah, it does nothing more fun than starting the week at TMS with

1:35.2

9-11 good times

1:37.2

Yeah, I tried to kind of avoid thinking too much about it this year because I get real down about it

1:43.4

Yeah, that was a bummer date for everybody involved. It was yeah for sure

1:48.1

An understatement to say it that way, but

1:50.8

Man, not 11. What a bummer date. Yeah, that's hooked man

1:54.8

Yeah, it helps that this isn't one of like the big anniversary days like the 25th anniversary is gonna be coming up in a few years

2:01.3

And then it'll be like oh, yeah, remember that

2:05.2

Dude, how are we this far that feels like yeah, I know is that crazy yesterday me

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