TMS 2335: Forever Moops

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now, crane operator. Spit a bean and go home. Making things with Bill! A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The following intro is made by Scott because Brian had to go.
0:03.2	Mentos, the reef maker.
0:04.9	You can't dream of a big salad.
0:06.8	McDonald's glory hole.
0:08.4	I snored 40 pounds ago.
0:10.4	The squirrel conspiracy.
0:11.9	You're in so much trouble now, Crane Operator.
0:14.5	Spit a bean and go home, making things with Bill.
0:17.8	And a little science with Bobby and Moore.
0:19.9	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:23.0	They say we're in a banana republic.
0:24.3	I think that's an insult to banana republics across the country.
0:27.2	I mean, at least the manager at banana republic
0:29.1	unlike our president knows where he is and why he's there
0:32.0	and what he's doing.
0:33.0	Nothing like going to a mart.
0:48.0	The Morning Stream.
0:49.4	Into daring, rescue action.
0:59.9	Hello, everybody.
1:00.6	Welcome to TMS.
1:02.0	It's The Morning Stream for August 16, 2022.
1:04.6	I'm Scott and he's Brian.
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