TMS 2330: Cat Bus!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, white knuckle lifting.
0:02.0	Deficate con five.
0:03.6	Grabbed by the chuckles.
0:05.3	Ensign dismount.
0:06.7	Ball pointing leaves a mark.
0:08.4	Bleaching elephant buttles.
0:09.9	Mmm, dark berry.
0:11.3	The Patrick Stewart business.
0:13.0	Why are you punching yourself, Bruce?
0:14.5	Driver of the dead.
0:15.5	Your stomach's the captain now.
0:17.5	Figured I could get away with eating a peanut.
0:19.3	That's a lot of unwhite corn dogs.
0:21.1	Oh, your wife is wonderful, but she's wrong.
0:23.7	Cancelling back girl with Stephen and more.
0:26.2	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:28.2	Is Elvis alive?
0:30.5	Judge for yourself by calling the 900 number
0:33.0	on your television screen.
0:34.8	Here, what could be the incredible Elvis phone call?
0:38.0	Listen to the newest and longest recording ever.
0:40.4	Just released from the original taped conversation
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