TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm Mclovin It! And just like that, Randy is busted. 18 Chicken Breasts to sleep like The Rock. The Waldorf to My Statler. The Denver Airport is Shaped Like a Penis and Smokes Grass. Just Play me some Spice Girls & Shut Up! Book it! Here Comes the Fuzz! Flash European Wiener Mob. Don't Be Fooled by the Smiling Peloton Lady. Sprontierit. Stop trying to make Bing" a thing with Bill. 50 Shades of Blue with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.4	I don't like WebMD.
0:05.0	Your boots and buns and boots and pants, give them to me now!
0:08.5	There's money in the frozen iguana stand.
0:10.8	Super bad airlines, I'm mickloving it.
0:13.2	And just like that, Randy is busted.
0:15.4	A team chicken breast to sleep like the rock.
0:17.7	The walldorf to my statler.
0:19.5	The Denver airport is shaped like ampiness and smokes grass.
0:23.7	Just play me some spice girls and shut up.
0:26.3	Look it, here comes the fuzz!
0:27.8	Flash European Weenermob.
0:29.7	Don't be fooled by the smiling peloton lady.
0:32.1	Sprun-terrient.
0:33.5	Stop trying to make Bing a thing with Bill.
0:35.7	50 Shades of Blue with Bobby and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.3	Thank you for calling my voicemail.
0:42.1	Now please explain to me why you just didn't leave a text message like a normal person.
0:47.2	You know, weirdo?
0:48.3	Okay, bye.
0:49.2	In the bushes, now!
0:51.6	The Morning Stream!
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