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🗓️ 19 December 2013
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Will believes that Christmas was invented in Canada and that Canada gave Christmas to America and that Mexico does not have Christmas, so he performs a song about a Mexican in America dreaming of Christmas in Canada. Bryan and Chris do not enjoy, nor do they agree with the song that Will performs. Happy Holidays.
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0:00.0 | Christmas is next week you guys do you show up in that's what everyone always says I do all my shopping on the 26th |
0:06.0 | That's the day after, dude. That's when everyone gets it. What? |
0:22.9 | Yeah, man. It's the holiday season and everybody's doing holiday stuff. So are we, you know? Yeah, I don't. Yeah. |
0:29.6 | I didn't get a trim. I can get a tree. I'm not big on Christmas. Yeah, I can get a tree anyway. I don't get a trim. While Brian, you're a tree. I don't like Christmas. I'm not gonna get a tree. |
0:38.3 | You're, um, Jehovah's Witness or Jewish. Jewish guy. No, I'm not. Whatever it's known. I've seen you wear a Yomka before. |
0:46.5 | I've not worn a Yomka. You have a wide head. Welcome to the 10 minute podcast. My name is Will Sasso. I'm Brian the kid. |
0:54.0 | And I'm Kristalia. What is that? Because I'm saying I don't know. You always mess up the what it's supposed to be is like, and I'm Kristalia. Yeah, but don't do it. |
1:04.9 | And then you guys go into a new thing. Here we are. It's official. He's our launching. Yeah, he's well. I mean, thank you, but I don't feel like you're |
1:14.0 | even smacked in the mouth like bang bang. You know what? I have once and then I learned how to defend myself. No, it wasn't. It was a much bigger guy. |
1:21.6 | No, but I can because most guys are bigger than you. Yeah, you would have it. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Guys, guys, you shot to the right. Yeah, you're lucky. He's lucky. I like Christmas. I'm going to be heading home. |
1:34.0 | I'm going to be heading up to Vancouver where I'm from to be, you know, to do Christmas and stuff. And I'm looking forward to it. They say St. Nick. No, I think that's Santa Claus. Well, it's actually that's interesting because I've heard tell of other countries where Santa Claus is other things. |
1:49.2 | Yeah, like St. Nick, which I don't know what that is. That guy wears like a green out for there's something. I just feel like it's pretty much right. It's awesome to be from Canada where Christmas was invented in the snow. What? I don't know. Well, yeah, it was invented. |
2:03.2 | Christian, and during the war of 1812, you were then even Canada gave it to America. No, that's Canada gave Christmas. |
2:10.2 | No, Christmas was around before even anything was colonized in North America. Well, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I think about like other countries. |
2:22.2 | And like how it must be weird to like not have Christmas. Like what? I don't know like all the other countries besides Canada and the United States. |
2:31.2 | No, there are a lot of countries that like I was like look like. Yeah, I look like. Well, for instance, like, you know, I have a I love the Latin culture. I go to Mexico a lot. And when I'm there, I'm kind of like, how come there's no Christmas? |
2:44.2 | There is Christmas. Feliz Navidad. Yeah, there is Christmas. Where do you say Christians? Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. I like that song. What do you think that means? |
2:54.2 | I don't speak Spanish. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. I got it. I got it from here because your voice is terrible. What? But I was thinking like, oh, no, Feliz Navidad. |
3:07.2 | But I was thinking like, like, like, like, like, how would it be? How cool would it be? How cool would it be if like other countries had Christmas too? |
3:16.2 | I got to think about it. And so I was sitting in the yard. And I was in my hammock that I bought in Mexico. And my gardeners came by. And I was like, I was talking to one of my gardeners at Wardo. And I was like, you know, what's it like to not have Christmas? |
3:31.2 | And he was like, he didn't understand what I was saying. Well, she didn't because I was thinking about it. It's not a language at all. So that doesn't make sense because they do have. |
3:38.2 | And I thought, you know, this guy doesn't have any Christmas and snow to go home to. |
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