TMP – The Handicap of Beauty

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4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bryan opens a meandering discussion about what happens to some young women in Los Angeles after their beauty is touched by the palsying, dulling hand of time and the sheen leaves their tulip petal skin… which is a dumb saying that angers Chris and Will VERY much. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter, get the Vine app to follow us there, and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0	I love you okay stop that's weird man. Don't do that. Stop looking at me like that and don't do that with your mouth
0:07.7	I love you
0:23.9	Welcome to the best podcast on the planet on the fucking shit pebble that I drag my crank around
0:30.2	No, so my favorite. You're not sorry. You said sorry right after me to know you were gonna
0:34.9	I'm not I'm just totally premeditated
0:37.3	Tim in a podcast Amazon you want to buy something on Amazon go to Tim in a podcast.com. You like video games
0:46.1	15 day free trial my name is Will Sassa. I'm Brian the kid Kellen. I'm Chris Talia. What you know
0:53.3	I'm you guys. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Oh, I'm really sorry
0:58.6	For a second. I was just like you know what? I'm gonna be brilliant. Madonna Madonna did that. I know
1:04.9	Became British. I know he's from Michigan as though she were from England. She's from Michigan
1:10.5	And I remember that she totally reinvented herself and tried to get away with it. It's it does
1:14.1	I knew a guy I knew a guy we went to high school with for real and then he went away to Australia
1:19.1	You know, and if you will start, you know Australian is up here, you know, I say a dinkum
1:23.4	Hacking in me dump a mick or twist me nipples till they fall off a little bit of pine right boy to fucking face
1:29.7	What we're fucking right? Well, I don't know if those are actually I don't think those are actually
1:34.9	But put it in me put it in me right now. Yeah, I don't know why why you're doing all gay one
1:39.7	They say put it in me root home. Yeah, right me. Hi. Here's what you go today
1:44.0	You're gonna put it in me right? Oh, so that's Scottish. No, that's that's absolutely the best
1:49.5	So this guy is a gal with my
1:52.0	You get a put it on me. Yeah, I'll let me show what I do and I say it's not
1:56.9	It's not not here. Oh, that's Russian. Oh, that's Russian
2:00.0	From the Australia. It's right. So this guy went off to Australia for six months
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