TMP – The Cat and The Bear

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4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Will and Bryan go at each other like a cat and a bear, meowing and growling, hissing and roaring. They also fondly discuss a Canadian city they each recently spent time in and how Canada differs from the United States socially. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0	You know, Chris Daly is not here because he's a rehearsing he's you know his band you know his band's called what's his
0:05.4	Called scruffy girl. He doesn't have a band. It's called scruffy girl
0:08.4	Is that the band that Kiana Reeves plays bass for that's exactly what it is?
0:11.8	Chris Daly a front to the band scruffy girl. That's right. Matthew McConaughey does all the publicity
0:30.0	Yeah, he's not here. No, he's not. No, he's not. Chris Daly is not here. I forgot to do something
0:35.0	I mean I'm gonna take off my expensive watch before we record. Well, cuz it'll jingle around on the controls
0:40.8	What do you have to call it expensive? Cuz I cuz I call it like a see it and I see it like it is
0:45.5	But nobody cares when they're listening. That's welcome to the 10 minute podcast. My name is Will Sassos. I'm Brian the kid
0:52.2	Kellen. I will say I thought to myself. I was in Calgary this weekend and I thought I
0:57.0	Should have been like my name is Brian the guy Kellen. That would have been better. Oh
1:02.0	Graduating from the kid. No, it's still Brian the kid. My fans
1:06.1	Know me as Brian the kid so I can't change it on him and you were you were in you were just in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
1:11.6	I was in Calgary, Alberta, Canada doing stand-up. I love Calgary. I love it. I love the people
1:16.8	Yeah, I never thought I'd say I love Calgary
1:19.1	Yeah, is that weird? Yeah, when I had to go to Calgary and you were just shooting a movie there
1:22.2	I was just shooting a movie there because you do stand-up and I do movies. Okay, so that's it
1:26.4	Now you're trying to compete with me. It's gonna piss me right the fuck off
1:29.1	Well, what's gonna? Oh, I basically had five sold-out shows. Well, what's gonna happen if you get really pissed off?
1:34.5	Actually, that leads me to ask you this question. Yeah, if I got you into a rear naked choke. Yeah, how long until you're asleep?
1:40.8	Okay, you're a big guy. Okay, you're a big guy. Okay. Is that the answer? No, you're a big guy. Is that the blanket answer?
1:46.3	He's he's a point. Okay, you bear. I'm a cat. You bear. I'm cat. I'm cat. Now bear, but kill a cat
1:53.8	But I got catch cat bears got back at catch cat. I don't understand what you're saying. Is that English? You're not catch cat
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