Hey, you know what I hate, losing socks, that's what I hate.

I hate that so much, and if you like me, which are, because you human, you lose socks too.

Sometimes you've got one sock lying around somewhere, like it's someone that's lost, sometimes

you've got another sock that's pink, and you've got to think it's a match, you've got

to think it's a match.

Hey, I have a solution.

What?

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Get somebody to subscribe.

Girl's feet are always cold.

Yeah.

You've got a sock subscription, right?

Sucks just show up, because you've got a subscription, like the magazine.

Every month, socks are going to show up to your lady's house, to your dude's house,

if you do do got cold feet, like this, got one sock, or a girl.

Yeah, that's circulation, which means you're probably going to die early like this.

All right, well, it's a little more, but it's a little more, that's a little more.

You're going to be comfortable on your short life with socks.

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