Um, the kind of place where you it's just brighter. It's brighter. I would say it's easier. It's better up. Yeah. Hey, man. What do you mind? How? What do you need?

Have a scout?

Some podcasts are slow and you don't know how long they last.

That's why you listen to 10 minute podcast.

Uh, the last factory. Yeah. So I think you can do the comedy street. Do any club in the. Welcome.

Shoot me. Welcome to the 10 minute podcast. All right. So I'm Brian. The kid count. Well, have a first night. I say it, but let me just take a bite. No, no, no, just.

What? My name is well. I'll go ahead. I can't eat and you're on time. This is Brian. The kid count. And I'm Chris DeLia. That's the one for the soul. Hey, everybody. Can you just finish your food?

It's really really gross. Yeah. Everybody doesn't. I'm the middle of a conversation about the last factory. Well, we're doing the podcast. I was eating a fucking slimy salad. Thank you for listening, everybody. If you just tell one friend about 10 minute podcast, then why are you selling?

It's an infomercial. I'm eating salad. All right. I'm eating salad. We're fucking recording. We get we get together. We got a record. We only have a finite amount of time. Look at how many onions are in there. There's a lot of onions in there. I made it before. All right. Well, don't talk.

I was doing emails. I was doing all sorts of shit. I was on around now. Now we have a little bit of time to record. You got to go and do shows. Brian. You got to go be with the family. Okay, but don't shout at me. I can smile. Don't you tell me why don't you tell me when I'm supposed to have salad time? Why don't you be quiet?

When I eat your salad, when salad time. Okay. Any dinner time. Do your thing. Go ahead and talk. Don't mind me. I'm going to eat my salad. I think if you do a lot, if you do the comic story of any comic, if you can do the comic story, you can do any.

Yeah, you can do any room if you can do the comedy story because it's a. It's the only room built for the comic. This is not the other rooms are built for the other rooms are built for the. It's just an audience. Yeah. Right. But the comedy stories built for the comic. I think that's the only room that's built for the comic and the other rooms are built for the. Oh, that's interesting. Do you know what I mean? What was built for your comic?

Okay, can you, can you maybe eat finishes disgusting? Why? It's just amplified. It does sound gross. I'm not going to disagree. Right. Okay. So because it's grown, but maybe when you're chewing, at least when you're chewing so many onions, you know, I'll back off. Yeah, at least when you're chewing. Well, it's also radishes. I made the salad myself. It's got kale. Yeah. Let us some grapes, some, some heirloom tomatoes, celery. That's really, can I just say that I'm really boring. I don't care what's in that sound.

So well, then the dressing, there's a no oil dressing. I have a little bit of garlic spread. And then I've got just some balsamic, some, uh, bright liquid. We know it's not cooking show lemon. It's not cooking show. Is it? Yeah. No, it's not. I'm asking a question about the comedy store. Why is it the comics store? Why is it the comedy comics? Why is it for comics? Because we're not midsy sure. And we didn't name it. So we don't know that. No, he said it was made for comics because it was, it's kind of because you can be on stage. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I feel like you're just.

Can you just poke it the fucking salad further away from the microphone back off? Yeah, you have the worst table manners. And I'm not sure it's open and you're eating. Oh, God. Fucking onion bread. Burp man. I'm sorry. No, it's not good enough. Oh, you just cough shit on my wrist. Hey, man. Hey, look, will. Also, you're eating it. You know what this is me? Can I just say also this though? Please? What pisses me?

You're I fucking hate when people like bachelors eat out of the bowl that they made the thing in me too. He's eating out of the ball that he made the salad. Amen. Like a fucking tea. Like you're on TV. Like you're like, well, you know, I think this guy would just eat it in the bowl. He made it. Yeah, the director would say that terrible character. You'd be like, yeah, yeah. What am I? Dave cool. Yeah, on full. Why is your shirt button to your navel? It's not button to my navel that you want it. Let's get. No, I don't want no. I don't want to see your

shirtless guy eating a salad. Yeah, you are and you're fucking gross as shit. He should an entire red onion into a salad and through a couple radishes and a couple grapes. By the way, that's about it. Well, I guess who guess who's going to be regular? You guys are just jealous. I don't even know what that means. Guess who's going to take it. It means I'm going to take a huge log shit in the morning. Well, I feel like I'm inside your mouth right now. I could do that. Look, I'm. It smells like his mouth. It's a small room. We record in any.

Fucking hijacked it with a garden. It's a thousand degrees. And it smells like an onion mouth. Like the rooms a whole mouth. Go to 10 minute. Go to Twitter. Slash. Timon. At 10. It doesn't change. It's always the same fucking thing. Go to Facebook. The Timon pod there. I want to talk about something with something. And you can see my salad. I am sick of the sea. I see a picture of salad. I want to talk about. We were trying to talk about. We were going to do a podcast about comedy and about the difference between rooms and comedy.

Between comics and the difference. We're going to actually do a real episode. I don't do stand-up comedy. You're not sorry. I'll back off. Then why were you? But you're not sorry. I'll back off. Yes, please. The salad's done. I just want some more. You're not able to do the podcast. Then don't say portion. Yeah. And don't even say Persian.

It's just a cucumber. I said, Persian. I know the bit. Don't fucking yourself. You don't have any respect for anything. It's salad time. I'm making it salad time.

Yeah. Did it with the cucumbers imported from Persia? Who gives a fuck?

Correct. Exactly. Brian. Talk about the laughter.

...