TMP – If You Were Gay

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🗓️ 2 October 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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The guys discuss how each of them would come out to the other two if they were gay and had sexual feelings for both of their podcast counterparts. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0	How do you guys like your steak cooked?
0:04.4	Wipe the toans off. I mean knock the toans off wipe it's ass and bring it out to me
0:09.2	Way to fuck that up before you did it by the way. I don't I don't like steak. I don't leave red meat normally
0:14.1	But I like oh, that's the song shut up
0:30.0	One time I was over at Calvin's house and you were like, hey, how do we cook this meat because you didn't know how to fucking do it
0:34.6	And I was like no you didn't I was like let's do it Chicago. So you get that motherfucker hot
0:38.4	I like the outside charred and the inside red
0:41.3	Shut up. I grew up in the I lived in the forest for a long time and had to harvest my own meat and I ate it wrong
0:46.8	So let me ask you guys a personal quick. You got welcome to the 10 minute podcast
0:51.4	Yeah, first let's introduce ourselves. It's fucking idiot
0:55.4	Brought to my Amazon sort of go to the website fucking hit the things and game fly game fly
1:02.3	My name is Will Sassos. I'm Brian the kid Kelly. I'm Chris DeLia man. That's so fucking annoying when you do that game fly
1:10.2	I hate it. Hey guys, um, you guys just this is all right. You guys are straight. Yeah. Yeah, I never fucked around with the guy
1:18.6	I have her okay and one time a guy tried to jump me when I was like nine or 10 years old for real
1:23.2	Yeah, the size of a grown man. Well, yeah, I probably was twice the three times the size
1:27.4	But he was one of my childhood friends and he went let's play let's play mommy and daddy
1:31.7	Oh, you be the daddy. I'll be the mommy. Yeah, I swear to God and he jumped on me and tried to kiss me on his bed
1:36.8	And I ran all the way home. I had a guy and it changed our friendship. Oh, yeah, really? Wow
1:41.4	Obviously, I was at a lake on vacation with my family taking a shower and outdoor shower and a guy
1:46.9	I was hanging out with he got a hard on and he looked at me and he asked me this question. I swear to God
1:51.3	He goes you have a dry hump. Have you ever dry humped? I remember I told my dad that my dad was like, well some guys
1:57.4	I want to do that with really he was my age and I was like, no, I'm not really in
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