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Hey bro, do you have a, I need to know if you have bags, I need extra bags like if you're done using them or MP bags or whatever.

I just like if you're like the bigger ones a better whatever but I need I have some I got like a bunch of bags from Ralph's but I definitely need more so call me back.

Okay, now that's a message I got from Chris to Leah Ralph's is a grocery store. Yeah, now I'm going to ask you a question. Have some water. I'm going to ask you a question. I want to know what what you need.

You know because you never answered me on that you never answered as a as a voicemail from Chris to you.

To voicemail from Chris to me and what an attempt to podcast your bi Amazon, you know, you know, you have a something please subscribe and download on iTunes share with your friends. Tell your friends. My name is Will Sasson. Yeah, I'm Ryan the kid.

Chris to me. I don't have a nickname. I'm raw, which is what you got over nicknames. Oh he is. So, but why are you coming in hot is what I'm asking you. I want to know because I think I know. Okay, well you didn't because I think I know and if you confirm it, I'm probably going to be honest with you.

I think I'm going to come at you. Let's have a nice podcast. Yeah, why does it have to be like that? I think because lately he's been really aggressive. I'm pointing a breath. You're coming in red hot.

Did you hear the message will he doesn't wear a shirt? Okay, look, well, yeah, ask him what the bags are for. No, I want to. Can I say to me in the middle of this?

Can I ask what the bags are for? I know what you want back. I'm the middle of age. Hold on one second. It doesn't matter. He's always has a shirt off like he's the jaw rule of pod. Okay, that should be your nickname. That's a good nickname. Okay, can I use the other thing? Yeah, he's the jaw rule of podcast. So here's the other thing though. Okay, here's the other thing though, dude. I left a message for you. That was a week ago, dude. I'm all done. I got a week ago. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I already got the bags. Ask him what the best. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't know how to do the bags. We're for why did you leave a message on my sheet in hot am I a bag specialist? No, do I know what you are a friend and when a friend calls me and leaves a message? I call the bag. I just I have a connection with extra bags. Can I just cut to the chase? Can I just cut to the yeah? You know, I'll be well cut to the chase. So here's the thing. I don't even want to get involved in the know this, but I might as well. Chris, I think you just owe it to Brian to tell him or else he's just going to freak out like this. He's got a shirt off. Just tell him what the what if he really wanted the bags. If you really wanted to buy something really

wanted to know why I don't he's balanced. He's ready to. I have a I have a just let's go. Let's go. Let's go. You can let me talk. Let's go. Just give it to me. Stop it. What do you need extra bags for? What'd you call me? Stop slapping your chest. If I have a drawer in my kitchen where I keep all of my extra bags. I used those up because I'm moving things. Maybe you need maybe you have extra bags. Okay. Okay. So so okay. So you needed the bag.

To move. Brian come up on the mic. You need bags to move stuff. Well, why else would I need bags when you put something to carry it somewhere? Okay. Or did you? What? I'm gonna ask you now. Yeah. Don't do that. What do you need the bags for? What did you have to put it in the bags? Chrissy. Oh, it's what did you have to put them to him? But I have a I have a pre-question. Tell me what if you wanted to know what the bags were for. Why didn't you call me back? That's a good question because I want you really wanted to know because I wanted to be fated to.

Faced with you. Faith to face. What's a face? I'm running hot right now. My tummy working. Let's not. To face. I wanted to hear what you had to say because I think I know what goes in those bags. Is that a sitcom on the family channel or faith to face? It would be it's Jane Faith and June face. They're together again. And they're they have like we've got to finish the big. I saw this crime. They both have one child. Yeah. Okay. Well my daughter blah blah blah. Where I son blah blah. Ha ha ha.

I think smart as well. What do you think he was asking? No, it doesn't matter what he thinks. I know what they're for. It's not a problem. We're supposed to have a good last time I checked speaking of iTunes. This podcast is supposed to be in the comedy section. Yeah. There's no fight section. No, there is no argument section and I have the credit. You have a podcast. You used to bed right. Yeah, you have a podcast that has fight. Let's put it. Yeah, let's put it. Let's put it to bed. Chris you asked you called me. You take some of the back. All right. Take some of you need the bags.

Your voice is not what did you need the bags for what you're doing with your voice. You're sitting. You shut up. Don't you. Hey, shut up. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you. Shut up. Have you ever if you ever snapped a firewood in the forest? You ever going to get a right? You know how you just put put it by your knee. Yeah, just bring your knee. All you gotta do is just step your knee on through. Yeah, and you got two pieces of wood. I grab you around the shoulder on the wrist. I put my knee behind your elbow and I just step through Brian. It's a great thing.

And I'll start a fire. I'll crack you behind the ear. Would you like to would you like to help me cook some hot dogs and marshmallows Brian? Why would I do all fucking bust you up with my knees? Hey, pile you in a pile. Light you on fire and cook weeners for the. You like. You know what? I fucking love it. I fucking love for you. You know what bro? You like. You know what? You do. I fucking love you. You're like. You're like. Fire. Yeah. I fucking do. You're like.

Fire. You press. Yes. I go. Hey bro. How but I crack you behind the ear? Oh, I see your whole brain feels like fire. Cracker acting like you're.

I tell you what you like. Do you like Easter? I love it. You love. You love it. You love. You love. You do. You love. I tell you what. Tell me what. How about I think you're so hard with an elbow that you turn into a bunch of little white orbs. I smash you so hard.

You completely break the rules. Do you like Halloween and you turn into a bunch of little pink ball? I take those balls. I paint nice little designs on them.

Really? I hide them around your backyard for your kids to go. Do you like Halloween? We'll have a lot of fucking love. You like Halloween? No, no, no.

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