How awesome would I be in a western yeah, it's like the bad guy in a western. Yeah, you'd be in a bonnet on a

No, I would not be in a bonnet. I'd have a sick shooter

I'd sneak up behind people and grab them by their scruffy will beard hair. I'm not too big for a horse

Welcome to the Motherfuckin 10 minute podcast. My name is Will Sassos. This is Brian

I'm Christy Lee of the demigods. So what I'll say the demigod why it's not your nickname

Just because I said motherfucker at the top doesn't mean you need to be cool. Oh, I'm not wait. What I'm not

You called yourself a demigod. Yeah, no, yeah, I didn't call myself that I didn't call myself

I just did. Yeah, you just did though

Brian, Brian, we're gonna have to have a chat with you about making silly noises for no fucking reason

Because that's not something that's when I fight now. I wanted to say this when I wind up if I'm kicking a punch and I go

Hey, right

So when you're when you're fighting me, you go, hey, what's up? And I'm like, hey, here's my lap. Okay, don't and then I kick you

Fucking just those levels are terrible. So but listen though if I'm if I'm a

Fucking stop

When you're doing that yeah, and I'm floating around because I'm a demigod

No, and you can't hit me because I'm faster than I said motherfucker. You're faster than shit

I'm faster than shit flying out of a rhinos ass or what do you mean shit? Like shit falling from a bird?

Like not really a shit. I'm just saying like I'm just

Yeah, so you can't hit me. I love those I love things like that. I'm fast and shit through a goose

I'm about as happy as it's your pig against a rough post crazier than the shit ass rat. Yeah

I'm a more trouble in the blind turkey on Thanksgiving day

I'm I fuck more girls and crystal yeah

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