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TMP - Bryan's Stupid New Phone

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4.84.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2014

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Bryan got rid of his iPhone for ZERO REASON and replaced it with a new phone that is not an iPhone for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm everybody's dad, but guess what wonderful, wonderful holiday is fast approaching.

0:07.8

It's Valentine's Day, don't you know, which falls on the same date every year, February

0:12.6

14th.

0:13.6

Now don't be a wazel-pazel, fizzin' around and forgetting Valentine's Day.

0:18.2

They're by shirking your responsibilities of love, to your loved one, with whom you

0:21.8

are in love, and love very much.

0:24.4

The good folks at crowflowers.com, along with my sweet, sweet boys at 10-minute pod show,

0:33.4

want to give you a special offer, and all you have to do is visit the worldwide website

0:38.0

crowflowers.com, and you will get 100 boons of flowers, along with a free glass vase, for

0:43.8

just $19.99, or upgrade an ad-gourmet chocolate, and a teddy bear, isn't that nice, a fuzzy

0:50.8

bear.

0:51.8

For just $9.99 more.

0:54.2

And by my mathematics, that's still under $30.

0:57.6

What a bargain, and how.

0:59.8

And all you have to do is visit the website crowflowers.com, and go up to the top right-hand

1:04.6

corner of the screen, hit the blue microphone, and enter the offer code 10-minute.

1:09.7

That's 10 space minute.

1:11.8

Now don't spell the word space, I just mean right on your computer board 10, then leave

1:17.2

a space, and then write minute.

1:19.4

And you'll be getting these beautiful wonderful blooms, 100 of them, in a glass vase, and you

1:24.4

can add all the other stuff for $130.00, you can choose the time and date to have these

1:28.6

delivered, and they're guaranteed the last for seven days, or your money back.

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