TMP - Bryan Neeeeeds Fame

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4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bryan expresses frustration in his career trajectory. Chris and Will offer support… until the conversation takes a sudden turn… because Bryan says something… that Chris and Will hear… so then they want to talk about that… instead of what they were already talking about… before.

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0:00.0	I need your guys help no, no, I have to get famous
0:03.9	What are you talking about?
0:06.8	I really am well none of us are super famous. That's you need to pull your resources. I want to make crazy money. I want a big house
0:13.0	Some are cast a soul and you don't know how long it lasts. That's why I'm on
0:26.2	Everything takes forever. I'm sick of it. I'm gonna do a stunt. I'm gonna do something. You're not gonna do a stunt
0:30.3	I want to do something that literally gets me in the I'm gonna get I want five million followers
0:36.1	I'm welcome to welcome to 10 minute podcast visit 10 minute podcast. I come to shop on Amazon and do all the stuff
0:41.0	My name is Will Saso. Yeah, I'm Brian. I don't have fucking time to wait for this this good thing called fame
0:49.9	Callin. I gotta make something. Okay. I'm Chris to leave this already taking so long. How many times we have to do these stupid intros
0:56.1	Brian, let's just go bro. Let's just go. I need to get famous. All right
1:02.0	Can I say two things what okay? First of all, I'd like to just for all our listeners out there and people who've heard before Brian is
1:06.8	Threaten to kill himself jump into a polar bear pan at the zoo. I don't know how many
1:10.3	I'll still have polar bear pants, but I'll find it. Brian wants to jump it. He gave himself two months
1:15.2	I think sort of it is somewhere in pilot season that two months is expired. He's still with us. Thank goodness
1:20.1	That's the first thing I want to say is just to give everyone back up. Second thing I want to say is this fame
1:25.5	Isn't oh, oh, I don't like when you say that. Yeah, it's not helping me. Also, Brian. I'm really happy. I'm taking forever to say
1:31.4	I'm really happy. I'm really happy. I'm really okay. Hold on. I'm really hurry
1:35.5	But I'm really happy you didn't kill yourself, man. I don't give a shit about you know this is not worth living
1:41.2	My life is not worth living if I'm not gonna get really famous. My goal was to be super famous if that's not gonna happen
1:48.3	I don't want to be a goal. Yeah, well, that's it. That's because I want a fucking big house a private
1:54.3	You have a house everybody to look at me all the time. Your house is normal. I don't give a shit
1:59.6	You're in the 1% I don't fuck guys. Is it you don't fuck guys? You fuck one or two guys
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