TMP - Bit Killer Strikes Again

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4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A mildly spontaneous and totally inconsequential bit organically happens but then Bit Killer Jones kills it because he kills bits and that is why his name is Bit Killer Jones so Will and Chris get very angry with Bryan and try to understand why he is always being the biggest Bit Killer Jones in the history of bits and totally killing bits.

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0:00.0	So my cute mom did the show and she keeps asking if only people in the United States can hear and I say mom
0:05.2	It's the internet and she's like the whole world or who the whole world is not cute
0:08.9	What did you say, bro?
0:14.1	It's okay
0:23.6	Chris my parents have been married for 50 years
0:25.6	Let me handle it. Please take it back. Just take it back. Hey, they're not gonna get the board say that man
0:30.4	They're one soul. He kids gonna get really mad. They're one soul. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, but then take it back
0:36.6	Let's take it back. Thank you. Thanks, man. No problem, man. I got real hot there guys. Sorry. You know, it is what it is
0:42.8	No, it's not what it is. Not really, Chris. Not really. They've been married 50 years. That's gonna be sacred
0:47.6	Hey, welcome to 10 minute podcast if you want to buy something on Amazon
0:50.7	What you do is you go to our website. You know that like man class, but another thing you can do
0:55.6	And you can absolutely buy man class when you go to our list of 10 fucking things hit the banner that says 10 things
1:01.5	You'll see 10 things that all TMP listeners need and you can buy that these are recommendations from the three of us
1:07.3	My name is Will sassa. I'm Brian the kid calendar. I'm crystal. Yeah, I'm really hand. The way I handle this mic is actually really fucking cool
1:12.8	You look pretty cool, dude. Thanks. Yeah, you look pretty cool. Yeah, we got a lot
1:15.9	We got new mics and I just the way to kind of like toss it around sex. No big deal. Hey, bro
1:20.1	It is a pocket mirror with you. It isn't a big deal. No, but you would if you were me right
1:24.7	No, I wouldn't I don't do that. No, okay, but you're saying cuz my hair looks great. No, it's just natural
1:29.2	No, how often actually I am curious of this. I'm being 100% serious. How often do you wash your hair once?
1:35.8	No, two or three times a week really that much. How much do you spend on a haircut?
1:40.5	I don't I'm afraid for a haircut and fucking years you idiot. I work. I work on TV. Hey man. Hey man. All right
1:47.2	Let me let me let me tell some of the audience here. Yeah, well, well, let me tell you some neither as well
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