You're right mate? Oh no, my boiler's nackered. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well, he lives next-naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No, he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cup with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be

one of our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas Boiler repairs.

So is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. It's the Lapsd Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack Encarnassio and J.P. Soro.

And welcome back in, ladies and gentlemen, to the 2023 T.O.F. Christmas show.

It's the Unrappening 2. And Boss, I believe we have a triple threat coming your way from one elite member of the solar system over three days.

I mean, it's going to take three days to open these gifts.

I mean, look, he gave, I mean, we're talking, what is this, like easily, like a 12 inch by 18 inch box.

Yes.

With, and it's heavy and there are two boxes and then there are two fucking bags.

And who would he be?

I mean, Santa Claus himself, Tom Matanasio, motherfunker.

The greatest lapsed fan of all time.

Get on his level.

As day one as it gets, any podcast would be lucky to have them. And each one, so the two boxes, there's

one for you, one for me. So this is yours. So here we go. Oh, okay, so this is direct for me. This is direct for you.

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