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TLF Presents: "Pandemonium, Inc." (unabridged, heavily modified)

The Lapsed Fan

The Lapsed Fan

Tv & Film, Sports, Wrestling

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2017

⏱️ 205 minutes

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TLF Presents: "Pandemonium, Inc." (unabridged, heavily modified) by The Lapsed Fan

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0:00.0

Sometimes running a business can feel like swimming upstream in Siberia with a bear clinging onto your leg

0:08.8

But zero online accounting software can help you manage the ins and outs of your finances in real time,

0:14.0

so you can keep them running smoothly.

0:17.0

Soon it will feel more like you're going down a water slide.

0:19.0

Your turn, in a rubber ring,

0:21.0

or being serenated by a string quartet.

0:26.8

Search zero with an X, because healthy business is beautiful business.

0:30.0

Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Boss what if we went through the whole script and because it's so full of insane like

1:00.6

lifted from lapsed Vince verbiage.

1:03.0

What if we just put like stuff that we came up with in the dialogue and in some of the script and just not, you know, not tell the listeners the difference and they have to figure it out because I think

1:14.6

that will really highlight just how absurd this thing is on its face that they won't be able to tell.

1:18.7

I don't think they're able to tell.

1:19.6

I think they would, I think it, I think what's, some of the shit that's written is so spot on

1:28.1

with what we do that I don't I think there I think a lot of the time they would not know the difference

1:36.2

they would not know the difference okay I'm glad you agree you know and I don't feel so

1:40.9

so bad about

1:42.8

doing a whole thing off of their script because they clearly wrote a whole

1:45.8

script off of our show

1:48.3

i mean i i do feel like we could sue them

1:52.2

they have infringed on our intellectual property. But instead of that, let's just give

1:58.0

pandemonium ink that lapsed treatment. What do you say? Pandemoneum ink.

2:04.0

That's what's written on Pandemoneum ink.

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