TLCs 90 DAY FIANCÉ: Before the 90 Days 0302 "Pack Your Bags"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Y'all. We got sucked down the rabbit hole. This hot mess, sometimes too sad, sometimes to real rabbit hole knows as 90 Day Fiancé. We are starting with Before the 90 days but as we go forward we will be recapping ALL of the 90 Days Fiancé Universe. So join us as we celebrate LOVE! You asked. We caved. WANT EXTRA CONTENT-Subscribe to our Patreon! For a Bonus Episode or for our Watch-A-Long Video! TO LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES FOR 90DAY GAYS CLICK HERE!!!!! We recap the WHOLE 90 DAY FIANCÉ UNIVERSE. So come drink the kool-aid, kids. Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, SISSY THAT TALK. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find us on the Socials: 90DayGays onTwitter & 90DayGays on Instagram Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to our recap show of Riverdale…yes it’s RIVERMALES! Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my gosh, she's like in the car. She's like, oh, it's supposed to be here. Oh my god. This is so annoying.
0:05.8	How am I gonna marry someone in another country without my phone?
0:09.7	Here cover me up.
0:11.7	I've been talking to him solely on Snapchat. Can't do that in a letter, mom.
0:17.2	Snapchat. I kind of feel bad for her because she's naive and then kind of I'm like, she's not team.
0:22.9	I'm like, you gonna get what you so bitch.
0:25.1	Right, you're gonna reap what you sow. Whatever.
0:28.3	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?
0:33.3	Get the boy, maybe.
0:37.3	Love.
0:41.3	Exciting and new.
0:45.3	Go online.
0:49.3	They're cat fishing here.
0:52.3	Shocker.
0:57.3	Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown. 90 day Beyonce.
1:04.3	Marry someone you've only met on your phone.
1:09.3	Be the French or Chinese of Ren New K1 visas the key.
1:15.3	The key to what, Poodle?
1:17.3	Love.
1:21.3	It's 90 day gay. Let's love.
1:29.3	Are you excited?
1:31.3	Kind of.
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