Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And today we are joined by our good friend Ronnie

Coran of Watch What Crapins. Ronnie is in New York right now, where he's taking the stage for his cabaret show.

Tell us all about it, Ronnie. Hello. Oh my God. so good to see you. Mary from the Bay.

Like they're Mary from the Bay. Hey, it's Mary from the Bay. Just here to judge your ass for as long as I can.

You know, that's been our original entry for eight years, and it's like so many people call me Summer Mary.

Oh, yeah, I know, Summer Mary.

Yeah, you do.

She was such a slut.

She got pregnant.

I remember her.

Some bar, some dark bar somewhere.

Oh, yeah. I miss her. I miss her so much. She's still in there. She's still in there, Mary. She's really going to become fall married because now you have a kid. And so summer, you know, you're going to have to spend your summers with your kid. So Summer Mary probably is dead. But it's going to be like, oh, my God, fall, Mary.

You're going to put on a feather boa the second back kids in school.

I'm back, boys.

You're so right. Which actually, that's even better because they're in school, fall, winter, spring.

So I'm really winning. I'm going to get three seasons. Goodbye summer, though, spring. So I'm really winning.

I'm going to get three seasons.

Goodbye summer, though.

Yeah, you're going to be three season, Mary.

You're going to be even worse.

So let me see.

So what we're doing is a cabaret. We just make up a version of a chorus line where all the auditions are housewives people. And so we just sing Broadway songs as, you know, Meredith Marks and Durinda Medley and stuff like that.

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