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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8963 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

We’re recapping our Super Bowl experience and more in this episode because we couldn’t last week! Xolo and Jacob talk about all of their favorite commercials, celebrity endorsements, vandalism, Xolo’s “massage” appointment, documenting your life, and Robert Pattinson’s GQ shoot.

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0:00.0

2nd, 3rd straw, Aesmar.

0:07.0

From the studio.

0:11.0

From the studio that brought you lone lobos comes a tale about a boy.

0:20.0

Arabra.

0:22.0

What's up everybody?

0:24.0

This is your week's episode, Lone Lobos.

0:27.0

I'm Jacob Scott Thomas Bertrand, I'm one half of your hostesses.

0:31.0

And I'm Sholmighty the one, yeah, your second half of the post. What's up y'all? This is this week's episode of the podcast.

0:37.0

Welcome. Whoop whoop whoop.

0:39.0

Before we get into the news of it all what are we talking about the podcast today we got

0:46.2

Super Bowl we didn't talk about the Super Bowl last week just because we wanted

0:49.2

it to be a of Valentine's Day thing we've kind of created this yeah no football and love

0:53.4

Doctor thing so he wanted that's a to be the highlight of last episode but this week we can talk about the

0:58.9

Super Bowl and we'll get into that but before that sports is related I wanted to tell a little

1:06.2

anecdote that I kind of got the chance to tell everyone in the room right here from

1:11.0

my podcast but didn't get the chance to tell the podcast.

1:12.6

So I've been working out and my dear mother, my sweetest dear mother, thought I knew it was in her best interest

1:21.2

and to be in the nicest of her heart to book me a session with like a

1:26.2

sports massage therapist, right?

1:29.2

My mom's a really sweet woman and the other thing that I know about my mother is that she's a woman of like

1:33.8

reviews she's a big like reader of reviews right so my like my week is

1:40.6

packed and I'm like all right cool let's do it like thank you so much let's

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