This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and getting. And now, here's Armstrong and getting.

Live from Studio C.

See, senor.

My shirt's wrinkled.

I feel like a hobo.

I hate when that had happened.

Somehow, I don't put it in the closet, you got bent and it was pressed between shirts, and now I look like a hobo. You hate to start the day feeling like a hobo. You know. You do. It's a dimly lit room deep with them the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound, and today we're toiling under the title of the show.

Only one title today. This is a dictatorship. This is a one-party state. Your title is time to close Congress or rebooted or shut it down or just to just, you know, take a big Sharpie and cross out Article 1 in the Constitution.

It's completely useless. It's a the competition. It's completely useless.

It's a clown show.

It's a joke.

It's ineffective.

It doesn't do its job.

I'm sure you're going to back up that title later in the program.

It's like a wrinkled hobo shirt of an institution, Congress.

Terrible.

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