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co-loos. Hold on, massive near-other tap. Don't look at that cover. How dare you look at that cover. It's loaded with spoilers. Who am I yelling at? We're going to have some fun tonight, but first we're going to talk about something very, very important. What is one food you refuse to eat?

I'm going to start with you, Robert. Refuse date! It's cliché to say it, but cilantro is the devil's herb. It doesn't contribute anything at all to any food that it's put upon.

Do you have that genetic disposition that makes it taste like dish soap?

I do, but I also feel like that's a crutch. You don't like something that's your genetic disposition. Just your take on whatever it is. I love starship troopers. I'm genetically disposed to love starship troopers.

I guess you could say it doesn't taste good to me. I often just shows up on everything. I just got to deal with it.

If someone handed you fresh made guacamole that was loaded with cilantro. I got to try to do a dex check to see if I can successfully scoop around the tiny green bits of hell.

I don't think anyone is judging you. It's harshly about this. More than Nora who's just giving you the dirty cilantro.

How dare you? You're a big cilantro fan Nora!

As a child, I did not understand it, but that's also probably because I grew up in New York as a child. I moved to LA suddenly. I'm like, oh, I get what this is. I love it.

But I did all of my Mexican food. Yes.

I guess, culinary speaking, I am still a child. That makes sense. I think I'd track.

Although I have some controversial feelings. It's okay. I'm not going to judge you. I appreciate it.

Do put your face. Tell that to your face.

What's a food you refuse, DeNor, are you a picky eater?

I would say I am not the most picky, but I do have some things. I do have a very controversial thing, especially living in LA.

I will just say right now, we're the record. Everybody listening. Fuck kale. Fuck all of kale. I wanted in anything.

I'm not putting in anything. It is literally a brillo pad that goes through your digestive system.

That's the point.

No!

Clean the pipes. No, don't eat it. No. No. It tastes like garbage. The texture is garbage.

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