You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the premier source for role-playing game entertainment. Thank you. I'm Good evening, folks. It is Thursday night. My name is Troy LaValley, and it's time for chaos. This is episode two of our masks of Nearlithotep show, which is going to last for the next eight years.

And calling this episode two is an insult to episode two's everywhere, because this is really where the story begins.

Last week was character creation. It was fantastic. I haven't been able to stop

thinking about it, but tonight, tonight is where we jump into this, this epic tale. This is just,

here it is. I still have the one that we're, look at the size of this. We're playing all of this,

whether you like it or not. It's huge. But we're going to get through half of it tonight. I'm going to

move at lightning speed, just because I don't want this to take as long as I think it's going to take.

However, before we get into that, before we get into the nitty gritty, it's very important for me

that this is a new cast, new group that we get to know each other. We want to really feel

like friends at the table.

And so I think a good way of doing that is a little icebreaker.

Little icebreaker so we get to know each other a little bit better,

get to really know the people behind the characters.

So I'll just throw out two questions,

and you could pick one of the two,

a little softball question to get things started so that the millions of people watching and listening can get to know you and me.

What is your favorite ice cream or what is your most haunting sexual encounter?

I'll start.

Pistachia.

Which question is that an answer to you?

That was the name of the Chicago stripper.

That gave me the ride of my life.

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