Joe Biden live on camera farted

We have document we have documented the evidence and this is the most important story you will ever hear ever

Yeah, it must be documented yep

I'm actually kidding

But the reason why I wanted to start the show off with this is because to be honest

It really does unite everybody and we were looking at a we got a bunch of stories at a very divisive right John Boyega's trending

We've got Sarah Silverman have this has this viral tweet

We've got protests and riots and I'm thinking about this news and I'm like man. This is gonna make everybody angry

Yeah, you know, and then we thought about it and get enough of that yesterday

Adam brought it up you or was it was it you brought it up the great uniter. Oh, yeah

It was the fall of heart gate. Yeah, fart gate was Eric Swalwell

He's a Democrat from California and he let one rip it was not I can't believe I missed it

Yeah, they played it for me and I couldn't stop laughing

But I needed to hear that yesterday. I have good news

Buzzfeed is on the case. Yes, they not only investigated the fart of Eric Swalwell, but also Joe Biden himself

And so admittedly we're gonna start off with fart gate Redux

To be fun and funny because

Admittedly the riots the stuff that's going on in Minnesota the angry tweets from everybody

John Boyega's like trending right now because he said some stuff about racism like oh man everybody's always fine

You know, yeah, like at least we can all come together for now and be like Joe Biden farted

Joe Biden farted is an old man. He finally did something we can laugh about wait a minute

Good when you laugh about him all the time poor old man

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