I heard this story.

People were going nuts.

Everybody's all angry on Twitter.

James Madison.

What was he?

The fourth president, I think.

He's got this crystal flute, it's like a legendary crystal flute news in possession of

the Library of Congress who reached out to Lizzo for those, she's a very famous musician.

And she twerked on stage while playing it, thus fulfilling the prophecy signaling the

end of the American Empire.

No, but a lot of people are making jokes about how like American, his, his, his, his,

history is now a joke, a spectacle signifying that like, you know, we've outlived our history,

I guess we've outlived the, I guess the word is traditions or, you know, the historical

value is just gone.

It's become spectacle and I thought I thought I thought I thought it was funny because,

you know, I'm not trying to be mean to Lizzo or anything, but she's like this very large

morbidly obese woman playing this like legendary historical flute on stage.

And it just kind of feels inappropriate for anyone, you know, I noticed it's like the

Lizzo, but like for anyone to like do that.

But it is what it is.

So we'll talk about that story because I guess everybody's laughing about it, but we got

another story that's really depressing.

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