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How long does it take to print $250 million?

Five months. It needs to be worthwhile. It's going to need to be perfect.

12,500 kilos or over eight Toyota Camrys or six Ford F-150s.

That is multiple metric sh-tons of cash.

You must have been f-ing stoked, man, because you knew you were going to put $20 bills all over all of that and then just never work again.

Yes. By designing, there are people specifically looking for you all the time. This is all they do.

You can tell them, whatever you want, they're not dummies. I mean, this is as high as a goat. It's just a cup of a line.

For more on how Frank Barrossa printed his own fortune and got away with it, check out episode 488 on the Jordan Harbinger show anywhere you get your podcasts.

Vladimir Putin is demanding that all unfriendly nations now purchase oil from them in the rubble.

That it doesn't make sense for them to take US dollars or euro, and thus Europe will now have to buy gas from them in their own currency.

And thus begins perhaps the end of the petro dollar. If you thought gas was expensive now, well, you're in for a surprise, man.

It's going to get a whole lot worse considering Russia is a major exporter of fossil fuels, of energy, of gas, of oil.

We also have to contend with a major food crisis, which is coming. And I hope you've been paying attention to this one, because Russia also exports massive amounts of fertilizer, which we are now not getting.

The planting season is coming up. Harvest will be in fall. Food stores last about three months, so we'll see how this plays out. Hopefully it is not the apocalypse, but things may be getting crazy.

The New York Times is writing about smaller nuclear weapons, which could make a nuclear war without ICBMs blowing up a whole bunch of cities, which is basically what I've been talking about for some time.

We've also got a story about redditors posting their location in Ukraine, volunteering for the foreign lesion and getting all of these soldiers killed.

So, man, what a day. And of course, we can talk about Patreon banning Sydney Watson, joining us to talk about all of these, a couple of people. We got Elijah Schaeffer.

We are back in the studio, Tim. I am happy to be here. It's been like a year since Black Lives Matter and Tifa were burning down your neighborhood right outside there.

And they're back by the way. Do you see that through the back?

Or West Virginia, I mean, I guess technically DC is not that far away.

Yeah, but I meant like, so we're back. I feel like it was time to be back on the show because, and Tifa is back. You saw Vice News said tiny dicks are back in fashion.

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