A litmus test for me and my friends for like years now has been if the guy we're talking to

follows Joe Rogan on Instagram, they're a red flag and we should probably stop talking to them.

That's a red flag for me. If you have a red flag that someone can't be following another person,

that's a bigger red flag than anybody anybody that person could possibly be following.

They do follow him on Instagram and we haven't stopped talking to them, which was in the past,

obviously, it's never ended well.

Maybe you're the problem. It's never in the world. Maybe you're the problem.

There's a constant variable here, and it's you.

I just want to say that I stand by that.

It's literally never failed us.

And at this point, it's like the first thing we do

when someone starts talking to a new person.

If they follow him, we're like,

yeah, this person probably isn't a great person

and probably our values don't align.

So we're going to...

Well, she's right about that one thing.

The values don't align.

That's 100% true.

Because you're clearly, you're probably going to be single childless cat ladies by the time

you're 35, 40 years old.

And he's a guy who probably wants to have a wife and children and provide

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