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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Tim Meadows, Horatio Sanz, Sean Conroy

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Fill My Butt With Air! - Protect your cats from cat shavers and tune into today’s improv4humans with incredible improvisers Tim Meadows, Horatio Sanz, and Sean Conroy! Stop kicking those pigs and listen to improvised scenes about drone boobs, smiling for pictures, and cum weighing. Check out the full video at youtube.com/Earwolf and be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon . You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com ! Watch an all new live streaming improv4humans at 9pm EST/6pm PST this Thursday, Feb. 28 at http://YouTube.com/Earwolf

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0:00.0

Yeah boy, improv for humans. I'm Matt Besser. Check that guy out. Horatio Sans. Let's get a wide shot.

0:11.2

Start wide and friendly. There he is. Check it out. That's the theme song by

0:18.9

Dragoon. This is improv for humans live stream on the YouTube channel. We're

0:26.2

waiting for Sean Conroy and Tim Meadows to show up. So I'm just going to jump right

0:30.5

into the show, Horatio. I asked for our viewers, like viewers and listeners. There he is.

0:37.5

Tim Meadows. Let's get a shot of this guy walking. What do you want, man? Where do you

0:42.6

feel good? Tim Meadows. Yeah, that's cool. Don Cardo. Live from Hollywood. Hi. Hi,

0:55.8

here, ratio. How are you? How's it going, buddy? Good. Good. How are you? Good. Hey,

0:59.6

Matt. Hey, man. Did this start already? We're live right now. Oh, great. Hi, Internet. How

1:05.9

long have you been in LA? I got into about noon. For real? Yeah. Are you for serious? Yeah,

1:14.4

I'm serious. I got into noon. Ran some errands when I got a rental car. And I've been driving

1:20.1

for two hours. I left Venice at four o'clock. You sound like you're mad at me. I am. Why

1:25.5

can't you do something closer to where I live? Venice Beach. Hollywood. Bunch of drug addicts

1:31.5

walking around. It's true. Street. Everyone is a fucking drug addict. Somewhere another. Me too.

1:38.7

I mean, what? How did you audition for that? Can I say that you got? It's news, right? Yeah,

1:44.7

it's been announced. It's a pilot. You got on a pilot. So how did you audition for it? I

1:52.9

got put on tape in Chicago. Nice. Because, but I did it with the woman that was already cast

1:58.3

as my wife. Nice. And so it was rough, though, because I was, okay, here it goes. Yeah,

2:04.8

I was coming from Cancun. Life is rough, man. It's, yeah, it was rough, but I was working

2:10.9

in Cancun. Or a kidnapper. I was laundering money. So, yes, I came back from Cancun, and

2:17.7

I had to go right to Chicago. And so they, they set it up in Chicago. So I did it there. Nice.

2:23.5

You didn't have to do pilot season in LA. No. And it shoots in a rubber, right? Yes.

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