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The Moon Under Water

Tim Key - The Springfield Tavern (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

Audio Always

Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

There are many types of ‘key’ on this Earth. There are those that can be played to create beautiful melodies. There are those that grant us entry through locked doors or into someone’s heart. There are those that can be pressed to type out podcast descriptions. There are even keys that can be used to unlock evenings of joy and wonder - and joining us this week in one such key. Making their way through the the doors of The Moon Under Water’s LIVE doors is comedian, actor and poet; the one and only Tim Key!


Tim is one of the great comic voices of his generation, having starred in the likes of Peep Show and Taskmaster as well as playing “Sidekick Simon” in This Time with Alan Partridge and Mid Morning Matters. But aside from his comedy exploits he’s also an expert pintsman, and has been the mastermind of many a legendary pub crawl. He may not end up creating the most balanced pub, but you can be sure that it’ll be one of the most entertaining!


Want to hear an extended version of this episode, gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

All hail the pining hour and lash me fast across the sky,

0:13.0

Wash the day in pink peach spray of sunset,

0:19.0

and pour me something to change my mind.

0:21.6

Pour me the person you dreamed I was, that glad smiling success.

0:27.6

Pour me those electric sparks of a man.

0:31.6

Pour me the crystal element that we were to bathe in without fear.

0:36.6

Pour me, the moon under water. Hello to the...

1:05.0

Hello to the...

1:09.0

Hello, everyone, and... Hello, hello. Hello. Hello. to the hello everyone and

1:11.8

hello hello hello

1:13.6

and good matins to the all

1:16.9

good matins hope you had good matins

1:19.0

this morning

1:19.9

did you have good matins this morning robin

1:22.6

yeah it was fine very clean

1:24.0

decent matins yeah how was your matins

1:27.3

uh... matins. Yeah. How was your matins?

1:34.1

Matins this morning, which is a bit of a tautology.

1:35.3

What is matins?

1:36.4

It means morning.

1:37.7

It's a religious term for... I thought it was evening.

1:39.2

No, it's morning.

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