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Is it just me or is anyone else super fucking in order to TikTok lately?

Hi, I'm Rachel Hampton, and you're listening to I-C-Y-M-I.

In case you missed it, Slate's podcast about internet culture.

Hello, hello, my beautiful little parisocial friends. Congratulations on making it through another week. Honestly, God bless all of us. I hope y'all have some enriching plans for this weekend

because me personally, I'm in the seventh ring of hell, moving apartments, because New York

housing is, it is what it is. So please send any good moving vibes

y'all have for me and my roommate and poor Masha, the cat, who was going to be going through

it this weekend. But this show is not about me or Masha. Well, it kind of is. It's definitely

not about Masha, but it's kind of about me.

But today's episode is definitely not about me, though it did start with one of those

age-old questions that come to me late at night.

And that question is the internet's getting worse, right?

Not to be all like, back in my day, we walked uphill both ways and snow for

four miles to get to school. But back in my day, when I searched for something, I was

reasonably sure the answer would come up within the first few pages of search results. Or if I checked

Instagram, I'd, I don't know, see photos of my friends. Or if I scroll through

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